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Get Off My Butt!!!

It was your average Wednesday and I was on my way to pick up my daughter from school. Driving down the street in my neighborhood at a speed of 39 on a 40 MPH limit street, a person who shall be named, Butty, rides my tail. At first I become a little anxious, as I had no space to slow down or maneuver should anything happen. Swiftly, that anxiety changes to anger as I realize, this person could easily change into the left hand lane and go around me. Two blocks later, Butty is still there, now actually semi-swerving in the lane, insinuating I am driving too slow and blocking their progress. I then kindly gesture for them to go around me. Well, I guess my kind gesture aggravated them. Butty proceeds to speed up, quickly switch lanes, barely missing my rear bumper, roll their window down and spout profane comments and gestures at me. To add fuel to the fire, they jump in front of me and slow down to a crawl for about 500 yards and then peel off. Now, lets explore the two scenarios that could have happened:

  1. Eyes turn to red and in a semi-conscious state, I hit the gas ramming them over and over again until they lose control and crash. I then drive off as I watch their car go up in flames in my rear view mirror. Once the police finally catch up to me, tell them, I just lost it and cannot explain what came over me.
  2. I take a long deep breath, maintain a safe distance and thank God nothing worse happened. Have a conversation with my children of how to remain calm if something like this happens to them.

Which scenario is more like you? Do, you have a different scenario? I would love to here it. Share in the comments. When is road rage justified, if ever and to what degree?

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Defining Annoying Driving Behaviors

For those new to driving, I would like to define some of the common annoying driving behaviors. You may hear people yell these terms while driving or telling a story of their vehicular experiences. These behaviors are not only annoying, but dangerous!

  1.  Tailgating – When a driver drives behind another vehicle while not leaving sufficient distance to stop without causing a collision if the vehicle in front stops suddenly.  In other words, “Get off my BUTT!”(clean version) By the way, this is illegal is some jurisdictions.  Not quite the sports fan definition, I know…. Tailgating accounted for 23% of motor vehicle accidents from 1975 – 2008.
  2.  Road Hog – A motorist who drives recklessly or inconsiderately, making it difficult for others to proceed safely or at a normal speed. In other words, “Driving like a Donkey’s Butt!” (clean version) This person may be a thrill seeker, in a hurry, under the influence of a substance or just plain stupid. Either way they are a danger to themselves and others on the road. Combined, Improper driving, speeding and intoxicated driving accounted for 44% of motor vehicle accidents from 1975-2008.
  3. Rubberneck –  A human trait associated with morbid curiosity.  It is the cause of traffic jams, as drivers slow down to see what happened in a crash. This like texting, talking on the phone, disciplining your children, and eating are all forms of distracted driving. Rubbernecking alone, accounts for 16% of all motor vehicle accidents.(1)

Hopefully, the next time you hear these terms used, they aren’t being directed at you.

Keep driving,

Kathleen

 

(1) Journal of Transportation Technologies, 2014, 4, 116-125